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5. Sometimes the world hits hard. Really fucking hard. Sometimes it’s your fault and sometimes it comes out of left field with no warning whatsoever. People who’ve made a lot of mistakes have spent enough time in the dirt to know how best to pull themselves up again and chances are they’re willing to lend a helping hand to the guy/girl next to them.
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Love is many things. It varies from the most amazing feeling you thought you could ever expierence, to something that can feel so abysmal that you wish love never even existed. Sometimes love is so intense that you can actually feel it, other times it feels like it is slowly peeling layers of your heart away like an onion. But one thing love always is, is inevitable. People love. It’s one of our core emotions. Even the person with the hardest exterior loves or has loved somebody. Chances are that hard exterior is a result of a person they once loved or still love.
Love is a cycle. Cycles end. As it seems in 2014, the cycles are getting shorter and shorter. Real love is a rarity these days. Between their Twitters, Facebooks, Instagrams, Tumblrs, Tinder there are so many options why bother settling down or workin out your issues with your significant other?? People act like if you show that you care about them that something is wrong with you. Love is now an inconvenience to people. People pretend they would rather be alone but would love nothing more than to lay there holding someone they truly loved laughing at something only you two understood.
Love is a beautiful thing if you look at it the right way. Sure when it ends there is horrible pain, but that is when it should be used as a learning tool. To help you grow and figure out what you do and don’t want. Love is trial and error. If you were lucky enough to marry your first true love and have been together every day then you are blessed. But that has become the exception, not the rule. So chances are you have had your share of failed relationships. So what? That doesn’t make you “ruined”. At least it shouldn’t. The past is the past. Something that should be learned from, not lived in. You can do nothing about yesterday, but tomorrow is a blank page. So forgive, but don’t forget. That way you can move on to love again with more knowledge than the last go around.
Love is a gamble. You have no idea what you are getting into, but it is exciting and it makes you feel alive. Sometimes you crap out and other times you find that one person who all you have to do is see them and you smile so hard your face hurts. You can’t always win, but when you do it feels so worth it all the pain from the love lost seems like it was never there. The void is filled with light. You can say at that moment that you are actually happy. The length of that happiness varies.
But that should be what we strive for… happiness. Not actively trying to remain miserable. What kind of stupid shit is that? Who even came up with that way of thinking? Because they probably need a hug. So what if people hurt your feelings? Get over it. Live and learn. Just don’t repeat your mistakes and life will always move forward. You are only as happy and free as you allow yourself to be. At the end of the day, love is freedom.
Reasons You Should Ignore Your Single Friends
Posted: April 27, 2014 in Advice, Brutal Truth, Hilarious, Real Talk, Sex/Relationships, ThoughtsTags: advice, boys, comedy, friends, funny, girls, men, relationships, sex, single, sluts, twerk, women
Ladies… Ignore any advice your single friends give you. It is inevitably tainted and therefore, completely unreliable. Most, if not all, of them are single for a good reason. Even if they tell you it’s because they “want” to be they’re still probably full of shit. It’s not that they WANT to be single it’s that they HAVE to be. Sometimes it’s because they are an unbearable lunatic, sometimes it’s because they aren’t “the relationship type” (aka she’s a fucking whore) and most of the times it’s just because they are remarkably selfish and hold men to an impossible standard based not on mutual love and respect… but what she can get out of it and how much control she can have. Now this is not ALL single women, but in 2014 this kind of female is becoming more and more common. So building off of that… Why the fuck would you ask them for advice on relationships??? That’s like asking an Olympic figure skater to teach you how to asphalt a driveway. It makes no fucking sense. So below I will give valid reasons as to why the next time one of your slam pig single friends decide to interject on how you manage your domestic situation, you can tell them to fuck off and not feel bad about it…
1. SHE’S PROBABLY BITTER: If everything she has to say about anything pertaining to a relationship involves a guy or guys she used to date or get fucked by, she is probably just a bitter ass hoe. Chances are she hates her ex(s) and CONSTANTLY feels the need to reference them, bring them up in conversation or become outwardly mad ANY time they are mentioned. She will claim she is “over it” but that is far from reality. So any and all of her advice is using what that guy did to her as a template for how ALL guys act. Wrong. Tell her to shut the fuck up and read a self help book.
2. SHE JUST WANTS PEOPLE TO BE SINGLE WITH: If your friends are single chances are they want you to be single too. This is just girl facts. They have these visions of “girls nights” and all the other things a pack of cock starved sluts can get themselves into and they will go through hell and high water to convince out that you are not as happy as you could be just because you aren’t single like them…. Misery loves company, but not as much as a group of lonely whores. Coincidentally THE SECOND a girl like this has the opportunity to have a boyfriend, she will… Then she will drop off the face of the planet, ignore all her friends, then say how amazing being in a relationship is (the definition of irony).
3. SHE IS THE BIGGEST WHORE ON THE FUCKING PLANET: Now not all your friends are whores. But you have ONE. We all do. It’s a mathematical certainty, and occasionally she wants a team mate. Your relationship or maintaining any kind of loyalty to your man means nothing to her. Mainly because she’s a soulless cum dumpster but partially because she hates the fact that no one wants to wife her up because she’s gets around more than a rent-a-car. (Again, misery loving company an all that… see the pattern?)
4. SHE HAS NO CLUE WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK SHE IS TALKING ABOUT: Now this is usually the most common reason NOT to listen to your friends. Just because they have advice to give doesn’t make it good advice. If this girl can’t keep a man for longer than 2 months it’s not because all guys are scumbags, it’s because she is an idiot bitch. She either picks the worst dudes possible, makes everything more complicated than it has to be, acts like she’s never wrong or she’s just flat-out dumb. Being hot only gets a girl so far in a relationship. Being a bitch or having a lower IQ than Forrest Gump takes you from being a 10 to a 6 real quick. Like Usain Bolt quick.
I hope this helps you ladies see the signs that your friend is a reservoir of shitty advice and seek out that advice from more competent and knowledgeable sources.
PHOTO GALLERY from #NYE2013 with @FnAwesomeTime & @DJ_Zee_ at @DrinkysPA
Posted: January 6, 2013 in Thoughts
While I can’t perfectly recall this night because I was unbelievably hammered I do know one thing, It was one hell of a night filled with champagne, good friends and a new year. Zee killed it as always. The Valley’s Coor’s Girls were in the building giving champagne showers. Enjoy.
If you weren’t at Drinky’s Friday October 26th then you missed arguably the craziest Halloween party of the year in the Lehigh Valley. It was so much fun and it was packed from 10 until 2 in the morning. Thanks to the Lafayette juniors and seniors for bringing their huge rolling party down at 10 and gettin it in with us and everyone else who was in the house with us ALL NIGHT. It was definitely memorable, or depending on how hammered you were unrecallable, evening. Don’t believe me. Look at the pictures.
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This gallery contains 80 new photos by Angela Bruno. All of which are of amazing quality and all of which made this incredible night look beautiful. Enjoy.
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Saturday November 17th F.A.T. Entertainment, DJ Jamal Knight & Justina threw one hell of an ABC party, granted not many people wore anything but clothes but it was pretty wild all night. Justina and Jamal Knight absolutely killed it and of course the amazing staff at Roosevelts 21st Allentown were on point as usual. Photos by Matthew Blum who always comes out and catches the action perfectly.
Zombie Apocalypse Halloween Party at Drinkys was CRAZY!! Check out the 150+ pictures shot by Matthew Blum of Lightly-Salted Productions
PAINT PARTY PICS
The F’n Awesome Paint Party pictures have finally been found and it was worth the wait! This was by far one of our most fun event. Everyone was covered in paint, Jus Smith was going in on the 1’s & 2’s, the F.A.T. Entertainment crew was covering the masses in glow paint and Christina Sideris was there capturing all the madness. Enjoy these pictures as much as we all had being in them.
ANOTHER DAY ANOTHER MOVE MADE! F.A.T. Entertainment (@FnAwesomeTime) is proud to announce we are teaming up with PromoVerse to bring you the best nightlife promotions and offers in the area. Expect some really big things coming in the coming months. And I mean BIG. For now DOWNLOAD THEIR FREE APP just search “Promoverse”. App is available on BOTH ANDROID and IPHONE!! Filled with offers, discounts and all kinds of other local deals this app is clutch. Did I mention it’s free?
I won’t lie, when they first started talking about Sandy all I did was laugh. They made a big deal about Irene but that turned out to be more of a tropical queff than a hurricane. But this Sandy bitch wasn’t playin. Now I’m a ruthless human being. But I’m not heartless. First, you have all the people who have been driven from their homes RIGHT before the holidays. And I’m not talking about you assholes crying about your shore houses. What a luxury that must be. “Oh my actual house is fine, it just flooded my shore house”. I understand the sentimental value, which is irreplaceable, but these people straight up lost eeeeeverything and some of you motherfuckers have the nerve to bitch cause you can’t play Madden? Are ya fuckin’ kidding me? What happened to giving a shit? What happened to helping people simply because you should. Anyone who is close to me knows if I can do it for them I will. Nothing in return, just helping for helpings sake. Because that’s what you’re supposed to do. Like any moshpit aficionado knows, when someone falls down you pick em up. Well these people are down and they can’t all pick themselves up. So we need to be there help them get up.
Secondly, this effects me directly because some of the most fun times I’ve ever had was on that boardwalk in Seaside. Before The Situation and Snooki covered it in guido grease and stupid ass sayings like “Come At Me, Bro”. From childhood to adulthood I’ve been going to Seaside, and now it’s basically gone. Seeing the pictures fucked me up. It was surreal. That place will never be the same….. And its a fuckin shame.
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